Friday, December 21, 2012

On the First Day of Tristan...

Mayhem said to me:

On the way to church. . .

Tristan: "Mommy can I howd yous butt?"
Me: "Huh? Excuse me?"
Tristan: "Yous butt. . .I wanna howd it. . ."
Me: "I don't understand...this is wierd!"
Tristan: (Pointing above my head) "Yous butt. . .I want it!"
Me: "OH, you want to push the garage door button!"

On the Second Day of Tristan, Mayhem said to me:

While getting out of Timeout. . .

Me: "Tristan, why were you put in timeout?"
Tristan: "'Cause I didn't yisten, and 'cause I towd chu No!"
Me: "That's right. What do you say when Mommy tells you to do something?"
Tristan: "Hmmm. . . Trick-or-Treat?!"

On the Third Day of Tristan, Mayhem said to me:

While caught having a Cheez-it picnic on the kitchen floor at 7:30 a.m. . .

Tristan: "I not hungy, and Sissy not hungy too!"

Merry Christmas from Mayhem and the rest of the Hill gang!

1 comment:

  1. Oh my lord. that was hilarious!!!!! I'm laughing like a nut job at 7am. I'm going to wake up my kids:) Oh funny! Thanks for brightening up my day:)